“Audit before we moved in. Honest about what mattered, what didn't. £50 voucher used a fortnight later. Recommend.”
90-minute audit.
Catch it before it catches you.
Most plumbing failures start as small things you can’t see. The audit walks every pipe, every joint, every appliance in your home. Catches the stuff that turns into £600 emergencies later. Written report in your inbox.

Price
Effectively £245 after the £50 voucher on any work I quote next.
- 90 minutes on site
- Written report within 24h
- £50 voucher off any work
Every pipe.
Every appliance.
01
Stop-cock location + test
Every home has one. Half the owners can't find it. I'll find yours, test it, label it.
02
Mains pressure + flow rate test
Industry kit. If pressure is wrong, your shower suffers and your boiler short-cycles.
03
Hidden leak detection
Acoustic kit on suspect joints. Cheaper to find a £5 weep now than a £600 ceiling later.
04
Boiler health check
Pressure, condensate, flue check. Plus a service-due date so you know when it lapses.
05
Radiator survey
Cold-spot check, balance, bleed where needed. Plus a written upgrade plan if it's time.
06
Toilet + tap survey
Silent flush test, tap aerator clean, washer condition log. Tiny stuff that wastes water + money.
07
Written report
Emailed within 24h. Everything I found, photo'd, in plain English. Yours to keep.
08
£50 voucher
Off any work I quote in the next 6 months. Effectively the audit cost is £245.
The kit, the test,
the report.
You won’t just take my word for it. Every test is timestamped, every reading logged. Here’s what comes off the van and what lands in your inbox.

01 · Test
Mains pressure tested
Calibrated brass gauge. Reading in writing.

02 · Kit
Acoustic leak detection
Headphones + probe. Hidden weeps found before they cost £600.

03 · Report
Written audit report
Emailed within 24h. Yours to keep, share, file.

Who should book?
- New homeowners— moved in within 12 months, want to know what you’ve inherited before something goes wrong.
- Owners of period properties — Victorian / Edwardian housing in Abington, Kingsthorpe. Old pipework + a fresh set of eyes catches a lot.
- Pre-renovation planning — know what survives the kitchen reno and what needs replacing before tilers and electricians arrive.
- Landlords with multiple properties — discount available on bundled audits. WhatsApp me for landlord pricing.
Reviews
Real names. Real jobs.
“Audit for our 1930s semi. Found two low-pressure spots, an old isolation valve seized open, a hidden capped pipe. Written report came in next morning.”
“Thank you to Vince who was so professional and supportive. He knew exactly what he was doing. No job too small. He arranged time to suit my needs.”
“Great service, promptly provided. Vince was able to quickly identify the problem with our toilet system and repaired it during his visit. He explained the job clearly.”
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Asked & answered.
01How quickly can you get to me?
Booked by 9am, in your home by 1pm. Booked by 12pm, before close of business. Or the call-out's on me.
02Do you charge for quotes?
Diagnostic call-out is £85, credited to the job if you book me. Big jobs (boiler installs, bathrooms): quote is free.
03Are you WaterSafe approved?
Yes. Verify on watersafe.org.uk — WaterSafe is the UK's approved plumber scheme, the standard most plumbers skip. I also hold G3 Unvented certification for pressurised hot water cylinders.
04What if the job costs more than the quote?
It doesn't. The price I tell you is the price you pay. If it turns out bigger than I quoted, that's on me — written into the receipt.
05What if you can't fix it on the first visit?
Next visit is free AND I credit £50 to your account. No questions, no quibbles.