Every price
written down.
The price I quote is the price you pay. Quote in writing before tools touch the wall. If a job turns out bigger than I said, that’s on me — not you. Below is a price list for the most common work.
Diagnostic call-out
£85
Charged for getting me to the door. Credited to the job in full if you book me to do the work.
First-visit fix guarantee
£50 back
If I leave without it fixed, the next visit’s free AND I credit £50 to your account. Written into every receipt.
Three steps.
No surprises.
01 · Diagnostic
Free WhatsApp triage
Send a photo. I send a 60-second voice-note with a ballpark. No call-out fee until you book.
02 · Quote
Itemised before I lift a tool
Every line spelled out — parts, labour, time. Signed by both of us before work starts.
03 · Receipt
Cert + receipt before I leave
Workmanship cert, payment receipt, photo of finished work. Emailed within an hour.
Care plans
Cover me monthly.
Bronze
£25/moThe basics covered
- Annual plumbing audit
- 10% off all work
Silver
£75/moMost popular
- Everything in Bronze
- 2 free callouts/yr
Diamond
£149/moDirect line to Vince
- Everything in Silver
- Unlimited callouts
Asked & answered.
01Do you charge for quotes?
Diagnostic call-out is £85, credited to the job if you book me. Big jobs (boiler installs, bathrooms): quote is free.
02What if the job costs more than the quote?
It doesn't. The price I tell you is the price you pay. If it turns out bigger than I quoted, that's on me — written into the receipt.
03Can I pay in cash?
Yes — but the price is the same. Cash, card, bank transfer, all the same. No 'cash discount' that voids your warranty.
04Do you supply the suite, taps and tiles, or do I?
Either way works. I have trade accounts at City Plumbing, Wickes and Tile Mountain (10-25% off RRP) and pass the discount straight to your bill. Or you spec your own and I install it. The survey covers both options with line-by-line prices.
05What's the deposit and payment schedule?
20% on confirmation, 30% the day before strip-out, 30% mid-project, 20% on final sign-off. Never more than 30% upfront. Written into the contract before any work begins.
Need a quote?
Send a photo.
WhatsApp the issue. Free 60-second voice-note diagnosis with a ballpark price. No call-out fee until you book me.